Breaking News: Physicist Cleared of Charges of Obscurantism
On November 11, 2023, the world was shocked to learn that renowned physicist Dr. Henry Wallace had been acquitted of all charges of obscurantism. After a long and complex trial, it was concluded that Dr. Wallace’s complex theories and equations were nothing more than a creative approach to solving difficult scientific problems.
The case had been a long and arduous one, with some accusing Dr. Wallace of deliberately obscuring the truth and hindering progress in the field. However, the court found that his work was based on sound scientific evidence and that his theories and equations were indeed valid and useful to the scientific community.
We are relieved to see that justice has been served and that Dr. Wallace can now resume his important work in the field of physics. His innovative approach to tackling difficult scientific problems is an inspiration to us all.
source: Phys.org